naughty cat birthday card by stormy knight
- Out of stock
These brilliant cards feature naughty animals - this one has a cat saying Happy Birthday - Ive done a poo in the bath. Blank inside.
Materials: recycled manila card
Size: 12cm x 12cm
Item code: SKNCBW
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